New Business Model for Musicians?

February 26th, 2009 by Brianna

According to NPR (and the guy’s website) a drummer named Josh Freese has a rather fascinating pricing model for his new CD. It runs all the way from $7 to $75,000.

For that price, you get:

Signed CD/DVD, digital download, T-shirt, signed drum from the 2008 Nine Inch Nails tour; he’ll take you miniature golfing and give you a tour of his favorite haunts in Long Beach. You’ll get the foot or back massage, a private drum lesson and any three items from Josh’s closet.

and

Most of the above, plus you can go on tour with Josh for a few days. He’ll also write, record and release a five-song EP about you and your life story. You can take home any of his drum sets, go drinking and play with him on his Ouija board. Also enjoy a trip with Josh to Tijuana, take a flying-trapeze lesson and then join him for lasagna.

Yeah.

The massage, the flying-trapeze, and the closet items seem a bit silly. But the lunch and private drum lesson is a good idea. It’s rather like Radioheads ‘the album is worth what you want to pay for it’ experiment. Except, this capitalizes on the high end of the market instead of the low end.

Curious.

Legend of the Seeker Reviews: Episode 12 – Home

February 24th, 2009 by Brianna

It’s bottle show time! I was really interested to see how this one would turn out. If Xena did anything at all right, it was the exceptional bottle shows. (‘The Xena Scrolls’, etc). I’d hoped LotS would continue this tradition. It didn’t.

The whole trick to bottle shows is to find an excuse to show a bunch of flashbacks. “Tell us the story of your dream!” is not a good excuse. Rahl’s assistant provided boring and useless commentary. And where did Anna come from? He seemed awfully in love to never mention her.

I did like the opening bit. It felt like it was poking fun at the “and he woke up. It had all been a dream.” But the teaser went on for almost a quarter of the episode. Boring!

The middle was – even more boring. And the ending didn’t make any sense. It all happened too fast, for one thing. It also seemed like a bit of a ripoff of the last scene in the Matrix. A longer buildup would have helped, I think.

Yay! for true love, I guess.

Question: If they could get to the box so fast, why didn’t Zedd and Kahlan just go move it without Richard?

Oh, well. You can’t expect too much from a bottle show.

Dollhouse, Episode 2 – The Target

February 21st, 2009 by Brianna

I cannot believe they did “The Most Dangerous Game”. Stupid, stupid, stupid! Look – everyone tries to do that. Yes, it’s classic. Yes, it’s powerful. It’s also boring. They didn’t even bother to put a different twist on the ending! (The ‘game’ gets an unexpected advantage to turn the tables.) Mr. DeKnight is a pretty good writer – he wrote ‘Dead Things’ (Buffy), after all, but this was just moronic. I thought Whedon knew better than this.

See, here’s the thing: ripping off a famous story only works when your characters are so established or unique that they can make it fun and fresh, put their own twist on it. Take, for example Xena. They ripped off Groundhog Day with ‘Been There, Done That’. The original was an exploration of human goodness. But Xena… bulldozed, for lack of a better word, right through the plot with her usual reckless abandon. It’s the same for all of Xena’s ripoffs of Greek myth. Or, say the Charmed ‘fairy tale’ episode. In that case, they are all completely pissed about having to deal with the whole fairy tale mess, and it’s completely hilarious. There are dozen of other examples – but they’re almost all a bit campy, and all of them depend on the characters to provide a fresh feel.

Dollhouse just can’t do that. Not while Echo is still a blank slate. And Dollhouse is possibly the least campy show I’ve ever seen. It simply doesn’t work.

More problems: The FBI guy is still boring. And is Caroline really sending him clues, like the dead father in that other short story? (Or was it a novel? I can’t remember the name… can anybody else?)

Anyway, to not be completely negative – I did like the last quarter or so, where Echo starts to remember her true identity. I was pleased to note that they seem to be going with the ‘the real self can’t be destroyed, only suppressed’ concept. And the escaped active could be very interesting. If you think about it, he is actually the good guy, on the audience’s side. He may be reacting violently, but he’s got a pretty good excuse!

And the scenes where Echo meets her handler for the first time were well done. I can’t help be wish they had waited a few episodes to reverse the “You can trust me” concept, though. Give us some time to internalize it first!

I’m not going to give up on Dollhouse quite yet, but the plot really needs to improve.

Do humans have a collective need to exist?

February 21st, 2009 by Brianna

I probably shouldn’t be reading Making Light – I only started because I thought the insights into the publishing industry were interesting. But the blog is just another non-feminist liberal blog, and those usually annoy me.

They just published another post about the wonderfulness of immunizations, wherein they do a nice job of steamrollering over any opposing arguments. But I’m not going to write about that.

During the lack of discussion, Roxanne said this;

Vaccinations are a gamble: Will the reduced chance of a future disease outweigh the chance of complications now? Everyone has to make the choice for themselves. No medical procedure – and that includes vaccination – should be required by law. Period. End of sentence.

and then, Giacomo said this:

Roxanne, I’m sorry but you are wrong on “No medical procedure – and that includes vaccination – should be required by law”.

The right of the human race to survive as a whole overrides the right of individuals to be careless. If an epidemic is endangering society as a whole, collective and democratic bodies have the right to impose vaccination. I think this thread made it quite clear.

Is that so?

Say that the population is falling from too few births. Does the ‘right of the human race to survive as a whole’ trump the right of a woman to refuse to have children? Not quite ‘being careless’, I suppose, but still the same principle.

And there is hardly an epidemic that is endangering society as a whole. For the sake of argument, though, let’s say that there is, or say that if a significant number of individuals don’t take some action (preventing themselves from being sterilized by radiation, perhaps) or any other event, human race will become extinct. Is there some moral mandate to preserve the race at all costs?

Another fun example – some people seem to think that it’s extremely important that we place a ‘backup’ of humankind on a planet. That way, if decide to nuke ourselves, human life will be safe! After all, everybody knows that human existence has made such a valuable contribution to the advancement of the universe, that it is imperative we continue existing.

Remind me again: How does the universe determine value? Why do you care what happens after you and those you care about are dead? If humans suddenly, painlessly, ceased existence, why would that bother you? And if we die out naturally, where is the loss? Heck, some ecologist-types believe we deserve to become extinct!

Here’s the point: if it is wrong to not be vaccinated, or if anything else is wrong, it is wrong because it hurts people. Not ‘the human race’, not ’society’, but individual, specific people, whom are hurt by your specific, individual choice. You don’t have proof that anyone beside yourself exists. Humans are not a hive mind. We do not exist collectively. We infer others’ existence, and we act based on that, but we only care because we assume they are like us, that they feel our pain. Even more specifically: I care about you, because you are like me. Nothing more.

More on this later, when I can come up with some counterarguments.

Thinking About Internet Media Again…

February 18th, 2009 by Brianna

I find the subject quite fascinating! First, a little story you already know:

Once there were ordinary websites (okay, there were other things first, but that’s beside the point). After a while, the media people caught on, and made sites about their products. But by this time, media pioneers and bored teenagers had started blogging. Blogging was different for a while, but soon many of biggest blogs were written by corporations. So the bored teenagers et al moved to myspace and facebook, but the media companies followed them there, too. Around this time (roughly), online video caught on, and the line between producer and consumer began to blur.

Anyway, myspace wasn’t so cool anymore, or at least was too much trouble. So the bored teenagers moved to text messages and twitter. And now, twitter is being adopted by online and offline mediaish personalities. And the president. Not to mention every celebrity ever. Since I thoroughly hate twitter, this makes me sad… but I guess I’ll have to get used to it.

The latest twist: Anyone but Me, the best web series yet is twittering live from the set. And I’ll bet others are doing it too. Which is… cool, I guess, but I can’t help but feel we’re a long, long way from those ‘making of’ segments on the tail end of VHS movies. Or even from, say, Lord of the Rings special features. Where will it end? How close will the media get to the consumer?

I can see it now:

autowin: @MamaC: thefarmmakeup just said Betty showed up on set. Make them leave!

MamaC: what does everyone else think?

The Entire World: DO IT!!!

Okay, maybe that would be rather awesome…

Dollhouse

February 16th, 2009 by Brianna

Dollhouse, the new Joss Whedon show, is finally here. I’m honestly not sure what what to think.

Positives:

  1. Eliza Dushku is an awesome actress. She even makes ‘completely spaced out’ entertaining.
  2. Amy Acker is only slightly less awesome
  3. The lady in charge is really creepy. If she’s really at the top on the ladder, she’ll be really interesting.
  4. The evil geek was even creepier – I really, really hated him!
  5. Eliza Dushku can really kick ass. (I’m shallow).
  6. Eliza Dushku is really hot. (Yes, that shallow)
  7. Negatives:

    1. There’s no plot. I was going to write a review of the episode, but nothing actually happened beyond introductions! It wasn’t even a realistic nothing.
    2. The FBI investigator is boring. Boring, boring, boring, and I don’t care.
    3. Echo needs an identifying personality stat!
    4. Even more, there aren’t any sympathetic characters, except perhaps the ‘handler’.
    5. The story of the episode doesn’t have any resonant meaning, since the character (the hostage negotiator) involved disappears at the end.
    6. The loss of agency theme makes me feel sick. More on this later.

    Jaclyn at Bitch Ph. D. wrote a list of questions, and Aviva at Fourth Wave added some others, so I’m going to answer them:

    From B PhD:
    2) Were you as psyched as I was to see that Mutant Enemy tag at the end?
    No. I hardly noticed it in Buffy, etc.!

    3) How did you feel about Eliza D as Faith in Buffy? How have you felt about everything she’s done since Buffy? What did you think about her performance as Echo?
    Love, love, loved Faith. I hope that the character Echo develops into is somewhat Faith-like. Tru calling was a terrible show, but Dushku was still really good in it. Echo was performed as well as could be.

    4) Why the hell did Joss agree to work with Fox again? Or ever?
    They gave him money. Nobody else would. He decided that making a show with Fox was better than no show at all. Corporate America sucks.

    5) Um… are there still no people of color who want good roles in Hollywood? It’s a real problem, isn’t it? How on earth can we fix it, so that all the producers and directors aren’t forced to only cast white people all the time? (Yes, there’s Harry Lennix as Echo’s handler, but a) that just makes him the token and b) Driving Miss Daisy, anyone?)
    I have no idea why this is so hard. Corporate America sucks. I suppose we can help it by supporting show with POC, but I’m guessing that the current bunch of executives/directors/producers/establishment will have to retire, at the very least, if we are ever to fix it.

    6) Ditto fat people, people with physical disabilities, people who aren’t freakishly pretty, etc.?
    I don’t think people who are freakishly pretty are going anywhere. I think we can redefine ‘freakishly pretty’ somewhat (both disabled and fat people can be very pretty, for instance), but I know that I’d far rather look at a pretty person on TV than one who, say, looks like me! (See positive #6 above…) Does this make me a horrible person?

    7) Did they really have to start with the girl-is-broken-due-to-sex-abuse-and-requires-the-intervention-of-a-kind-man-to-seek-redemption plotline? Why is that never the secret weak spot for male action stars, huh?
    Yes, of course they did. Because every strong woman has a history of abuse. The abuse makes them strong! Didn’t you know that? Women who have happy, un-abusive lives end up as boring housewives. (Yes, I’m very angry about this.)

    8) If Person A is desperate and out of options, and is coerced into fully giving up her agency and identity, and if, after making that one decision, Person A no longer has any meaningful ability to consent to anything, nor does she have the ability to withdraw her consent from the original agreement — under those circumstances, if Person C pays Person B money to have sex with Person A, is that really prostitution, as Joss and Eliza have said it is? Or is that sexual slavery?
    I had the impression that ‘Caroline’ was some sort of violent criminal, and they were giving her a way to avoid the electric chair. Or something. So, it somehow didn’t bother me, as a principle (Humane treatment of criminals is another issue). I am probably completely misreading this, though! Anyway, I also got the impression that Caroline was tricked – she didn’t understand what she was really signing up for. Presumably, when Echo figures it out, she’ll be pretty mad. Also, when Caroline agrees to be wiped, does she cease to exist? Echo seems to be a different person – she didn’t agree to anything! If so, she is definitely in slavery. This brings a bit of AI/existence (What defines a person? Can a person be duplicated? Transferred?) related stuff into the equation.

    In other words: Insufficient information.

    9) Can someone tell me that Joss is going somewhere good with this? I want to believe…
    We’ll he hasn’t really done anything bad yet (Dr. Horrible excluded on grounds of extreme campyness), plus the network screwed with the pilot big time, so I think that it has a chance.

    Now for Aviva’s questions:
    a) Can a disturbing premise be mitigated by the subjugated character developing agency and control over her oppressors? If so, to what degree? Does she need to escape? Seek retribution? Take over?
    It all depends on how it’s handled. I’m not a big fan of ‘vengeance stories’ – I’d like to see something bigger happen. Taking over might qualify (a la Alice in Resident Evil). Or perhaps something else.

    b) How long can a show like Dollhouse continue on with this same “she can be anything you want her to be” shtick before something has to give?

    One episode. If they don’t start making me fall in love with Echo herself in the next episode, I’m going to really dislike it. Characters make a story. They’re all that matter.

    c) Is it possible to maintain narrative interest if Echo escapes or if Dollhouse (the place, not the show) is shut down? If so, how? If not, then doesn’t the continued need for the Dollhouse as an element of narrative interest necessitate the continued exploitation of the “actives” for our viewing pleasure?

    I think they could do anything they want to. One caveat: see my answer to b) – we have to care about the characters. If Echo develops a personality, falls in love with Sierra, and they blow the Dollhouse, move to Mars and open a coffee house for pilgrims from Pluto, I’ll be happy – as long as I care about Echo! If I don’t care, whatever happens in the Dollhouse doesn’t interest me now.

    One last thing:

    Back to Negative #6:

    I can’t really explain why, but the whole concept of loss of agency absolutely terrifies me. This is true even in lesser contexts. People who are addicted to substances or gambling or sex, mob groupthink, people who are unable to perceive the societal influences that they are acting on, people who only react to their current whim, people who don’t care about the effect of their actions, etc., etc. I could never, never, never accept the idea of determinism. Belief in free will is absolutely necessary for me to function. It’s central to my morality, religion, feminism, sexuality, relationships – not to mention boring, everyday life. It was even the primary influence for the name of this blog!

    Echo doesn’t have agency, doesn’t have free will. If it was simple coercion, I wouldn’t like it, but I could live with it. Instead, she doesn’t even know she doesn’t have a choice. That makes me feel sick. Perhaps the show will explore this subject somewhat. But if they end up on the side of determinism, I’m going to be very, very angry.

‘Real’ Journalism and self-referencing

February 14th, 2009 by Brianna

I’ve been thinking about this comic strip for a while. What would happen if ‘real’ journalism disappeared? Not much. There would just be more money to pay news bloggers. Besides, ‘real’ journalists aren’t really real, after all. They’re just as fake as anyone else.

But the self-referencing thing really gets to me sometimes. Someone writes an article, perhaps announcing something, or reporting on something. Sometimes this is a blogger, sometimes it’s an online version of a newspaper, etc. Then, a bunch of people link it, and link it, and link it. For every original article, there’s ten or a hundred links. Now, on one level, this is simply how people find out about things. But it does seem a bit worthless at times to read the same article, with minor commentary, on ten sites!

And then there’s the clearinghouse sites. Slashdot for computer friendly people, Feministing for feminists (for the most part), etc, etc. Someone writes an article, a bunch of people link it, it gets popular, a clearinghouse site picks it up, even more people link it, ad infinitum.

Let’s reduce redundancy! Let’s link to whole sites and blogs as well as articles. And let’s only link to really interesting things, not to everything that moves. Less redundancy == more information consumed. (I don’t know who I think I’m talking too – the few people who read this probably don’t have the problem! It’s the people who run the big site that are really responsible. Oh, well)

Sugar Rush

February 13th, 2009 by Brianna

I should probably rename this blog, “Brianna talks about TV”. Or something. But writing about politics makes me depressed and bored, writing about music or computer stuff takes too much effort, and all my other writing ideas are being taken up by a class I’m taking. Beside, [insert random mumbling about how TV is a primary culture-shaping force, thus engaging it is important]

I’ve been watching Sugar Rush, since it just got imported into the US. In many way, it’s everything South of Nowhere refused to be. It’s trashy, explicit (perhaps a bit too much!) and generally crazy. But as much sense as the show makes, I just can’t seem to fall in love with the characters like I did on SON. I think it’s all the fault of ‘Sugar’ – she’s just such a mess. As a result, there’s no reason to really want them to get together. I keep thinking, “Kim, find a different girl to obsess over.” On the other hand, her accent is really cute, and the show is rather funny at times.

So, it’s worth seeing, at least if you need something to help you procrastinate!

Legend of the Seeker Reviews: Episode 11 – Family

February 12th, 2009 by Brianna

This episode was excellent. The best since the pilot.

It’s not perfect yet. There’s still too muck awkward dialogue, and the ending felt a bit flat (too Scooby-Dooish), but the show is really getting there.

Anyway – Kahlan really messes up this episode, and she knows it too. Richard thought he did, too. The whole thing reminded me of the Buffy episode ‘Ted’ (when Buffy kills her mother’s robot boyfriend). But Kahlan actually did kill somebody innocent. She was too eager to get justice for her friend, and it backfired.

The more the protagonists screw up, the better it gets!

Also, the detective thing actually worked. They’ve done it a couple times before; it seemed a little cheesy then, but I thought it seemed better this time. Richard make a decent Sherlock Holmes, and the Confessor=Judge+Jury+Executioner aspect doesn’t seem like a farce the way, say, the ‘legal’ scenes in Xena were.

As a whole, I’m really beginning to like the pace of the show. Sure, they’re supposed to be saving the world, but the show is more about the small, ‘everyday’ problems more than the overall plot. At least, that’s the way they’re moving. At first, there was too much urgency, too much emphasis on getting the main bad guy, (and we knew they wouldn’t kill him – otherwise, there wouldn’t be a show!) I felt this way about the Sarah Connor Chronocles – the first two episode felt more like the beginning of a movie than the beginning of a TV show. It obviously wasn’t, though. LotS is starting to even out in the same way.

Random Thoughts:

  • The side plot with Zedd’s brother was a bit – predictible. I did like that they gave so much screen time to the not so young and sexy, though.
  • Richard’s streak of failing to notice someone sneaking up behind up continues. Why didn’t the consteble kill him after he was knocked out? Was he that much more scared of Kahlan than of the D’harans?

Legend of the Seeker Reviews: Episode 10 – Sacrifice

February 7th, 2009 by Brianna

This episode begins with a cliche: “Men don’t ask for directions.”

Sigh. The creators of LotS were right when they said that the show was supposed to be like Xena, only with less campy fun. Their attempts at humor are dreadful, and we’re paying for it with characters who are harder to relate to!

Anyway, after this horrible humor attempt, the Mother Confessor shows up. Cue whining from the fans of the book. “Kahlan’s supposed to already be the Mother Confessor.” I wasn’t so keen on the MC’s acting either, but the scene worked well as a whole.

Random Thought:
Kahlan’s “stand and fight” speech would have sounded better before she found out that there were no other confessors left. As it was, it just seemed stupid. I blame the editors!

Kahlan finds out that her sister isn’t dead. Naturally, she has to find her. This was a really good idea. Back in the review of the pilot, I complained that the big emotional scene of the sister’s death fell flat. It seemed pointless to have her die when we didn’t even know who she was. But now that she’s alive, the whole thing works. Our only knowledge of this character is that she was willing to die, and that makes her interesting.

There’s more bad editing after the opening sequence. Richard’s idea just comes out of the blue, and then – whoops, here we are at the prison. Whatever.

Kahlan (or Bridget Regan, rather) looked really good as a Mord’Sith. She also seem like less of a parody in that role then the actress who played Denna.

Anyway, that trick (dressing Kahlan up as a Mord’Sith) works so well, I wonder they don’t use it more often. The whole rescue scene was very good, and just the right length. I was expecting (from the episode summary) for the whole plot to center around rescuing the sister. It was pleasantly surprising for them to walk in and rescue her so easily, and rather center the episode around the baby.

Speaking of which, I have a lot of Feelings (with a definite capital ‘F’) concerning the whole baby issue, but I’m not really sure of anything. At least it wasn’t (as I feared it would be) a PSA for or against abortion. On the one hand, the pragmatic (and supposedly moral) choice was to kill the child. On the other hand, the mother’s choice was to let him live.

Or wasn’t it a PSA? After all, Richard’s point of view (abortion is *bad*) conveniently turns out to be the ‘right’ one. And if the kid turns out to be evil, who will be right, after all? Still Richard? The world of LotS does

Good episode, though. And the fight with the evil general’s “army” (well, it was just 30 guys) was pretty cool.

They need to get a new editor, though!